function displayRandomQuote()
{
//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array();
authors = new Array();
quotes[0] = "Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons,"
+ " computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons";
authors[0] = "Popular Mechanics - March 1949";
quotes[1] = "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there\'s no law"
+ " against whacking them around a little";
authors[1] = "Joe Martin";
quotes[2] = "In all large corporation, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun"
+ " with a computer on company time"
+ "
Networks help alleviate that fear";
authors[2] = "John C. Dvorak";
quotes[3] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple";
authors[3] = "Oscar Wilde";
quotes[4] = "Why is it that drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called \'users\'?";
authors[4] = "Clifford Stoll";
quotes[5] = "From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put";
authors[5] = "Sir Winston Churchill ";
quotes[6] = "Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing";
authors[6] = "Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 ~ 1983)";
quotes[7] = "Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living"
+ "
After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four";
authors[7] = "Katherine Hepburn (1907 ~ 2003)";
quotes[8] = "I do not fear computers"
+ "
I fear the lack of them";
authors[8] = "Isaac Asimov (1920 ~ 1992)";
quotes[9] = "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something competely foolproof "
+ " is to underestimate the ingenuity of compete fools";
authors[9] = "Douglas Adams (1952 ~ 2001) Mostly Harmless";
quotes[10] = "The best way to predict the future is to invent it";
authors[10] = "Alan Kay";
quotes[11] = "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe"
+ " is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more"
+ " bizarre and inexplicable"
+ "
"
+ " There is another theory which states that this has already happened.";
authors[11] = "Douglas Adams (1952 ~ 2001)";
quotes[12] = "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time";
authors[12] = "Bertrand Russell (1872 ~ 1970)";
quotes[13] = "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics"
+ " are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts";
authors[13] = "Bertrand Russell (1872 ~ 1970)";
quotes[14] = "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to"
+ " build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce"
+ " bigger and better idiots"
+ "
So far, the Universe is winning";
authors[14] = "Rick Cook";
quotes[15] = "I am not you enough to know everything";
authors[15] = "Oscar Wilde";
quotes[16] = "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong"
+ " is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible"
+ " to get at or repair";
authors[16] = "Douglas Adams (1952 ~ 2001)";
quotes[17] = "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he\'s buying";
authors[17] = "Fran Lebowitz";
quotes[18] = "The cure for boredom is curiosity"
+ "
There is no cure for curiosity";
authors[18] = "Dorothy Parker";
quotes[19] = "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. "
+ "
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we";
authors[19] = "George W. Bush";
quotes[20] = "First of all, I would like to make one thing perfectly clear. I never explain anything";
authors[20] = "Mary Poppins";
quotes[21] = "The solution to Iraq - an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself - is more than a military mission."
+ " Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad";
authors[21] = "George W. Bush";
quotes[22] = " I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we\'re really talking about peace";
authors[22] = "George W. Bush";
quotes[23] = "A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life"
+ " is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today - and in fact we have forgotten.";
authors[23] = "John F. Kennedy";
quotes[23] = " I look forward to a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint,"
+ " its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose";
authors[23] = "John F. Kennedy";
quotes[24] = "A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of"
+ " social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.";
authors[24] = "Martin Luther King, Jr.";
quotes[25] = "Our military forces are an arm of government, just like the Department of Social Welfare, although"
+ " probably less able to inflict widespread harm";
authors[25] = "David Lange";
/*
quotes[X] = "xxxQUOTExxx";
authors[X] = "xxxAUTHORxxx";
*/
//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
//display the quotation
document.write('
' + quotes[index] + '<\/p>